Sunday, June 27, 2010

Please Find or Make Me This Porn

I've changed sites. Click here to read this post on elodieonlove.com.

I need a porn, consisting of one woman and one man (so I can pretend to be the woman) in which:

1) The people are really and truly enjoying themselves.
2) The woman receives at least as much oral sex as the man. I love dicks, but I'm sick of them being the sexual focus of everything
2a) No choking on dicks. I keep thinking the woman is going to puke -- not something I find sexy. At all.
3) No anal, and definitely no rimming, it grosses me out. Nothing wrong with it, but it's not my thing.
4) No fisting, it scares the bejeezus out of me. Again, nothing wrong with it, but it's not my thing.
5) The man's penis isn't the size of an oboe. If I want to fantasize about being the woman in the scene, I do NOT want to be distracted by imagining an 8-inch dick going into me. Massive, massive turn-off.
6) I'd like to be able to hear what they're actually saying, and I'd like it not to be "fuck" every second word.

8 comments:

  1. Jeez you're as bad as my bf! You don't have to worry about #4, at least, as fisting is banned in mass-produced porn.

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  2. Hahaha. I think we have totally different sexual preferences. I hate receiving oral and watching cunnilingus, and LOVE giving it and watching it given to dudes. I love choking on dicks and think it's the hottest thing ever. I adore fisting. I love anal.

    Maybe we should not have sex with each other.

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  3. Brit: Having sex with each other would definitely be a bad idea, particularly because I am not at all attracted to chicks. ;)

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  4. I'm pretty picky about porn. It could probably even be called a strong dislike of porn. I typically watch hentai instead. I got the Tristan Taormino Guide to Fellatio and I absolutely loved it. I am going to be getting more porn that she has directed, both instructional and not. If I could find something I loved then I'm sure you can find something. =)

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  5. I think you're probably a perfect candidate to watch some Candida Royale flicks.

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  6. I will look those up, Garnet, thanks!

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  7. I'm a bit pickier about what I look for in porn. Your list covers the majority of my main wants/needs in a flick.

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