Last night

My fiance and I had vanilla sex for once. I asked for the light to be turned off (again, for once), and he turned it off. Our room became totally dark.

He then said, "I can't see anything. This is somewhat difficult."

I replied, "is it that bad? I like it, we can just concentrate on how we feel."

He didn't say anything to that, but he seemed to agree with me. After a bit, he said, "one of these people has been replaced with Folger's Crystals. Can you tell which?"

This is why I'm keeping him.