Tuesday, May 18, 2010

Optimus Prime's Penis?

I recently got a Happy Valley Perk, in silver. Because it is silver, my boyfriend calls it Optimus Prime's penis. While I think Optimus Prime might have a penis made of silicone, I think his would be bigger. Also, it would transform into at least one other thing. It would possibly be the swiss army knife of penii.

What do y'all think a Transformer/robot penis would look and act like?


  1. I was thisclose to buying a Perk. Do you like it?

  2. Yes, it's a good dildo. I'll be posting a review of it... sometime this week, I hope, but until then I have a little blurb about it here: http://lovesexfeminismandcats.blogspot.com/p/reviews.html

    The silver one is really pretty, too.