Saturday, May 22, 2010

Marzipan reviews Sportsheets' Under the Bed Restraint System

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Hi, this is Marzipan. (That's my picture to the left.) I'm the head of the household Elodie lives in. I recently got a new toy I want to tell you about: the Under the Bed Restraint System from Sportsheets.

I had my humans set it up right away. They said they found it very easy, and if it's easy for them, it would be easy for nearly any primates. I love my humans, but when it comes to gadgetry, they are doofuses. They ran the nylon strap connecting the four limb straps under the mattress, then attached the cuffs. The nylon straps can be adjusted a whole lot, and they're long enough for a bunch of different positions.

(Elodie's note: when restrained, it is possible to pull to make the straps slide through their buckles enough to touch your hands together. It took a bit of work for me to do this, but K did it in about two seconds. We solved this problem by looping the ends of the straps through the silver rings, then tying them.)

Here is a picture of my sub Reyna with the set for comparison. Elodie and K say the cuffs are padded with comfy soft cloth on the inside, and because of the velcro adjustments, they should fit almost any size human wrists and ankles. They also both found the cuffs impossible to break out of, and K is quite strong, for a human.

Reyna likes to roll around on the straps while purring. Obviously this is an invitation for me to teach her how to behave.

I find biting works well.

Reyna says, "I iz very good sub!"

I enjoyed playing with the Under the Bed Restraint System, and so did Reyna. You should get your humans to buy it for you. They'll probably like it too, and it's always good to keep one's humans happy.

I want to be the sub next time.

Elodie's final comments: the Sportsheets Under the Bed Restraint System is K's and my first bondage set, and I definitely recommend it. It's easy to use, easy to hide, and comfortable. We're new to bondage, and we've already thought of plenty of possibilities.


  1. This was Maverick and I's first set as well. It's definitely worth it for those who want something easy to use and discreet. Also helps that it's cheap.

  2. I love how you did the review. Sweet and funny but informative, too.

  3. CATSSSSSSSSSSS! I mean, great review. Heh.

  4. What a cute and creative review! I love it :-)

  5. We aren't new to bondage...but we got rid of everything we had a while back because we weren't able to use it due to staying with a friend at the time, plus with our kids it is a little harder to guarantee ourselves enough time! I hope to review this set soon !